but why do we have to get married and have children

why can’t we just get a group of friends and live happily ever after in an apartment and share the profits

i’d be much happier that way


if pizza made you skinnier id probably disappear 

"3 Things You Should Never Have Low Standards About:
1) Boys
2) Clothes
3) Coffee" -
Margot N., preppylane (via preppylane)